Quiktionary - For quik reference to Benjamin's lingo
Below is a list in alphabetical order of some terms and abbreviations that I might use in my blog at http://www.quikquiksilver.blogspot.com.
The terms below is used for your reference to improve blog readers of my lingo of the internal barrage of weird language that I write which I gather from various sources and weird voices talking inside my head.
Last updated: July 18 2004
A.s.s - Attached swinging singles
A & F - Abercrombie & Fitch
Advertising - A defined art of telling lies
Art - Any form of expression like digging your nose or scratching your butt in public
BBQ - Burnt food ala carte
Biatch - Male version of bitch
Brownie points - Positive impressions
Cockroaches - The rulers of the world aka irritating pests
DMC - Diploma in Media and Communication, the diploma that I'm taking !!!
FAD - Friendship Awareness Day; what singles call Valentine's day to comfort themselves
FHM - Unmature soft porn
Fido Dido - Skinny people who dance like shit
Gahmen - Government (courtesy of talkingcock.com)
Gaijin - Foreigner, outcast
Gin - My favourite card game
Gibberish - nonsensical bullshit
Gluteus maximus - buttocks
Grapes - testicles
Grapefruits - bigger form of grapes
Jamie Yeo - Goddess
Lol - Laugh out loud
Lmao - Laugh my ass off, means that really tickled my funny bone
Maturity - When you have it, it means cartoons bore you, kids crying at night irritate you and you're thinking of CPF expiring
Monster - A game i play with kids to not bother me. Doesn't work though
N.S. - National slavery
NAPFA - hell examination test
Neuromancer - the geeks bible
Papparazzi - The New Paper
Peeps - People
Phd - Permanant head damage
Private(s) -A group of young naive boys entering Tekong for the first 3 months; your crown jewels
Porn - Porn
Quikquiksilver - My nickname here, it stands for nothing relevant. I just wanted a cool sounding name that sounds irreverent
Sale - Uncontrollable desire to empty your wallet
Satc - Sex and the City
Sats - Sychotic admission testing system
School - fun version of hell
Shisha - A smoke pipe that functions as a clarinet to heighten your senses
Sport shock - When you found out that you suck at the sport you used to excel at
Tortoises - Someone who likes to take relationships at a slow pace
Ullu Ullu - Secluded
Unwilling eavesdropper - Someone who cannot avoid listening to conversations because he has to work and sit there from 9-5
Virgin - Someone who does not dare try new things
Work - torture
Ya reckon - Do you think it's alright ?
Quiktionary will be frequently updated, refer back to here if you want good laughs at my incorrigible language.
Compiled, Copyrighted and Conceived by,
Benjamin
The terms below is used for your reference to improve blog readers of my lingo of the internal barrage of weird language that I write which I gather from various sources and weird voices talking inside my head.
Last updated: July 18 2004
A.s.s - Attached swinging singles
A & F - Abercrombie & Fitch
Advertising - A defined art of telling lies
Art - Any form of expression like digging your nose or scratching your butt in public
BBQ - Burnt food ala carte
Biatch - Male version of bitch
Brownie points - Positive impressions
Cockroaches - The rulers of the world aka irritating pests
DMC - Diploma in Media and Communication, the diploma that I'm taking !!!
FAD - Friendship Awareness Day; what singles call Valentine's day to comfort themselves
FHM - Unmature soft porn
Fido Dido - Skinny people who dance like shit
Gahmen - Government (courtesy of talkingcock.com)
Gaijin - Foreigner, outcast
Gin - My favourite card game
Gibberish - nonsensical bullshit
Gluteus maximus - buttocks
Grapes - testicles
Grapefruits - bigger form of grapes
Jamie Yeo - Goddess
Lol - Laugh out loud
Lmao - Laugh my ass off, means that really tickled my funny bone
Maturity - When you have it, it means cartoons bore you, kids crying at night irritate you and you're thinking of CPF expiring
Monster - A game i play with kids to not bother me. Doesn't work though
N.S. - National slavery
NAPFA - hell examination test
Neuromancer - the geeks bible
Papparazzi - The New Paper
Peeps - People
Phd - Permanant head damage
Private(s) -A group of young naive boys entering Tekong for the first 3 months; your crown jewels
Porn - Porn
Quikquiksilver - My nickname here, it stands for nothing relevant. I just wanted a cool sounding name that sounds irreverent
Sale - Uncontrollable desire to empty your wallet
Satc - Sex and the City
Sats - Sychotic admission testing system
School - fun version of hell
Shisha - A smoke pipe that functions as a clarinet to heighten your senses
Sport shock - When you found out that you suck at the sport you used to excel at
Tortoises - Someone who likes to take relationships at a slow pace
Ullu Ullu - Secluded
Unwilling eavesdropper - Someone who cannot avoid listening to conversations because he has to work and sit there from 9-5
Virgin - Someone who does not dare try new things
Work - torture
Ya reckon - Do you think it's alright ?
Quiktionary will be frequently updated, refer back to here if you want good laughs at my incorrigible language.
Compiled, Copyrighted and Conceived by,
Benjamin
