Quiktionary - For quik reference to Benjamin's lingo

Below is a list in alphabetical order of some terms and abbreviations that I might use in my blog at http://www.quikquiksilver.blogspot.com.
 
The terms below is used for your reference to improve blog readers of my lingo of the internal barrage of weird language that I write which I gather from various sources and weird voices talking inside my head.
 
Last updated: July 18 2004
 
A.s.s - Attached swinging singles
 
A & F - Abercrombie & Fitch
 
Advertising - A defined art of telling lies
 
Art - Any form of expression like digging your nose or scratching your butt in public
 
BBQ - Burnt food ala carte
 
Biatch - Male version of bitch
 
Brownie points - Positive impressions
 
Cockroaches - The rulers of the world aka irritating pests
 
DMC - Diploma in Media and Communication, the diploma that I'm taking !!!
 
FAD - Friendship Awareness Day; what singles call Valentine's day to comfort themselves
 
FHM - Unmature soft porn
 
Fido Dido - Skinny people who dance like shit
 
Gahmen - Government (courtesy of talkingcock.com)
 
Gaijin - Foreigner, outcast
 
Gin - My favourite card game
 
Gibberish - nonsensical bullshit
 
Gluteus maximus - buttocks
 
Grapes - testicles
 
Grapefruits - bigger form of grapes
 
Jamie Yeo - Goddess
 
Lol - Laugh out loud
 
Lmao - Laugh my ass off, means that really tickled my funny bone
 
Maturity - When you have it, it means cartoons bore you, kids crying at night irritate you and you're thinking of CPF expiring
 
Monster - A game i play with kids to not bother me. Doesn't work though
 
N.S. - National slavery
 
NAPFA - hell examination test
 
Neuromancer - the geeks bible
 
Papparazzi - The New Paper
 
Peeps - People
 
Phd - Permanant head damage
 
Private(s) -A group of young naive boys entering Tekong for the first 3 months; your crown jewels
 
Porn - Porn
 
Quikquiksilver - My nickname here, it stands for nothing relevant. I just wanted a cool sounding name that sounds irreverent
 
Sale - Uncontrollable desire to empty your wallet
 
Satc - Sex and the City
 
Sats - Sychotic admission testing system
 
School - fun version of hell
 
Shisha - A smoke pipe that functions as a clarinet to heighten your senses
 
Sport shock - When you found out that you suck at the sport you used to excel at
 
Tortoises - Someone who likes to take relationships at a slow pace
 
Ullu Ullu - Secluded
 
Unwilling eavesdropper - Someone who cannot avoid listening to conversations because he has to work and sit there from 9-5
 
Virgin - Someone who does not dare try new things
 
Work - torture
 
Ya reckon - Do you think it's alright ?
 
Quiktionary will be frequently updated, refer back to here if you want good laughs at my incorrigible language.
 
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Benjamin